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whatbethsays:

"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

nausicaa82:

americachavez:

"BUCKY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO LOVED STEVE FOR WHO HE REALLY WAS"

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inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

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eldritch-abomination:

dont fucking shame people for not reading for pleasure

some people have concentration-issues

some people have other hobbies

and some people just dont fucking like reading alright

shut the fuck up and sit down

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fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

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dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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snorlaxatives:

i’ve compiled a list of the things i say most during school

  • what
  • wait what
  • what do we do
  • i have to pee
  • when does this class end
  • whens lunch
  • what

(via cashcutie)

inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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sleuthplex:

charlesoberonn:

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

more like cry school

leaning a bit towards die school

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forcefields:

it’s so weird that we call our loved ones things that we eat
sugar… pumpkin… honey… baby…

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