callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

(Source: fujiwaranomokou, via killedmycatatemytailor)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

lacigreen:

imnotinchoirforareason:

hunters-of-gallifrey:

thepasta-nerada:

2olluxcaptormageofbutt2:

nostopdasgay:

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On the contrary, my dear anonymous, I can be whatever you want me to be. ;)

A “female”:

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A “male”:

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Or even a lamp:

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oh yes, especially a lamp.

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WHY DO YOU LIVE IN MY ROOM

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WHAT IS GOING ON

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It would have been nice if you told me before you started living on my bookshelf.

OH MY GOD

a+ thread.

(via lixation)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

(via cosmic-nine-year-old)

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

college: Why should we accept you
me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college: damn son you in
homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy


she’s evolving faster than we thought 


Can’t wait to see her final form

homierectus:

bigeisamazing:

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

she’s evolving faster than we thought

Can’t wait to see her final form

(via fuckyeahloldemort)