The One And Only

22 5 / 2013

recovery-ghost:

Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.

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22 5 / 2013

circumcisions:

reblog if your url is your name in real life

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22 5 / 2013

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22 5 / 2013

tltty:

k1mkardashian:

tltty:

how do penises even fit in pants

you have to tuck it in your butthole

thank you

(Source: hungarian, via escape-to-anywhere)

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22 5 / 2013

fuckyeahlaughters:

Submitted bythreesixfivedaysoflove

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22 5 / 2013

obamasdaughterssister:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

obamathepresident:

obamasdaughtersboyfriend:

obamasdaughter:

I love my boyfriend <3

I love my girlfriend

remember to wear protection

wtf dad

Wtf mr president

omg lol busted

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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22 5 / 2013

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

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22 5 / 2013

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

(Source: dyinglolita, via thingsicanteven)

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22 5 / 2013

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

pizza:

favorite tweet by Miley ever omg

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22 5 / 2013

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

and we discover you can turn it inside out and

ITS HELLO KITTY I’M

HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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